Forget under the bed, forget the closet, these monsters are on your Facebook and Twitter and dear GOD it’s terrifying.
If you ever wondered if the internet is a safe space, the answer is no, nope, never, just go outside.
1. I mustache you to get the fuck away from me, sir.
2. Any request that starts with you suckling milk out of a teet probably won’t go over well.
3. Wow, it’s a good thing she got that restraining order.
4. Go on, invite him over.
5. Do you think his girlfriend would mind, though?
7. Who needs a toothbrush when rats??
8. It puts the lotion on the skin!
9. THE CHILD DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!
10. As long as he has her hair, he can keep the hope alive!