If you’re debating whether or not that joke tattoo you want to get is worth it, let us be the first to say NO. NO IT’S NOT.
A unicorn with a dick for a horn may seem funny now, but trust us, it’s not gonna be all that humorous when Jr. is bouncing on your knee asking what it is. Poor Jr.
1. Even satan doesn’t want her on his side.
2. Roaches are probably the least surprising thing in his ass.
3. Maybe she’s a never nude.
4. He’ll have grandma’s hands on his ass forever, good job you dumb baby.
5. But why? Dr. Phil?! I’m so upset.
6. Kanye is screaming KanNO.
7. Nothing like a hard days work in the ol’ shit mines.
8. A tattoo that would make any mother proud.
9. Butt boobs? Butt boobs.
10. Looks like someone did their homework!