Billionaire Betsy DeVos was recently confirmed as Education Secretary, despite having no experience or knowledge regarding education or public schools. With a 50-50 vote in Senate, Vice President Mike Pence broke the tie with a vote. Twitter was not having that shit.
Betsy Devos walks into a bar. She buys everyone there free rounds until they’re too drunk to notice she doesn’t know how to hold a glass.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 7, 2017
This feels like if we slowly replaced each member of the Beatles with a fork
— Broti Gupta (@BrotiGupta) February 7, 2017
We didn’t learn from history and now our kids don’t get to learn from anything!
— Jasmine Pierce (@jasminecomedy) February 7, 2017
Elementary math under Betsy Devos
Q: Ned and Sheryl each have 4 apples. Who has more apples?
A: Whomever Mike Pence decides has more apples.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 7, 2017
BREAKING: Senate confirms pile of campaign money as Secretary of Education.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) February 7, 2017
At least confirmation of #BetsyDeVos for Secretary of Education teaches kids about math–like how campaign contributions can add up.
— Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) February 7, 2017
Honestly I can’t imagine a better argument for free accessible birth control than Betsy Devos in charge of our schools
— Alise Morales (@fatlise) February 7, 2017
IF SHE DOESNT SCARE YOU
YOU DON’T REALIZE HOW MANY STUDENTS RELY ON PUBLIC SCHOOLS AND TEACHERS AND FUCKFUCKFUC
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) February 7, 2017
That’s just angels fighting — Janelle James (@janellejcomic) February 7, 2017
Imagine being one of the 30 Republican Senate members that DeVos didn’t give money to and voting to confirm her unqualified ass anyway
— Mike Puterbaugh (@cvmikep) February 7, 2017
The positive takeaway from DeVos confirm. is that you can achieve anything even if massively unprepared, which most students will soon be
— tony (@sadvil) February 7, 2017
Betsy DeVos becoming Secretary of Education is one of the craziest things to happen in Earth’s 10,000 years.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) February 7, 2017
Please don’t judge Betsy DeVos until you’ve walked a mile in her house
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) February 7, 2017
“Okay, I’ll bite: what’s Education” – Betsy DeVos, upon hearing she’s been confirmed
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) February 7, 2017