1. Leonardo DiCaprio
Ah, Leonardo DiCaprio – rich, handsome, internationally-recognized and respected Oscar winner…AND DUMB-LOOKIN’ BABY! Nice haircut, dumb baby Leo! Sure, you have yachts and spend more money in a day than I’ll ever have in my life, but at least I can laugh at your baby photo to make myself feel less inadequate, if only for a moment.
2. Robert DeNiro
“You talkin’ to me?” Psh. NO ONE’S talking to you, you dorky-looking baby with dumb overalls. Way to lick your lips like a creepy baby, you highly-respected and lauded actor!
Sidenote: your dad looks pretty cool.
3. Tupac Shakur
One of the most influential and powerful voices in rap, whose legacy has only grown since his passing and he used to be a dorky cute widdle baby! How’s your hardcore rep doing now, Tupac, now that we know you had a goofy adorable smile? Your influence on music as a whole is eternal, but you were a dorky baby.
4. Zoe Kravitz
Zoe Kravitz is beautiful and part of a Hollywood dynasty, but also was a dumb-lookin’ baby that looked like she was constantly about to vomit. Now you’re just some rich, famous, beautiful person, but your baby clothes looked dumb!
5. George Clooney
Hey Baby George Clooney, who are you talking to on the phone? Probably no one because babies can’t use phones! What a dumb baby, who just happened to turn into a member of the Hollywood elite and a huge philanthropist.
6. Angelina Jolie
Oh hi, Baby Angelina Jolie, how is life with a dumb bonnet and the world’s creepiest horror movie doll? Ha! I will never know the love you receive from your husband and children, or command the respect and admiration you’ve earned through your tireless work on-screen and off.
7. Robert Downey Jr.
Ohhh Mr. Cool ‘n Snarky himself, Robert Downey Jr., just being a dumb, confused-looking baby. You think you’re so cool and rich and beloved? Well, you looked kinda surprised in one baby photo, so THERE.
Sidenote: holy crap, RDJ’s dad should have been cast as Howard Stark.
8. Scarlett Johansson
Yeah, ScarJo might be one of the biggest and most revered stars of today, but she used to be some weird-lookin’ baby with big eyes who DIDN’T have long, flowing locks of hair. Take THAT, Baby ScarJo!