It seems that proposing to your soon-to-be wife by giving her a food with a ring shoved in it is a thing.
Why, you ask?
Uh, well, we’re not entirely sure.
It seems to us like some people are taking “pizza is bae” way too seriously. But really, isn’t this a serious choking hazard? What if she swallows it? Do you sort through her poop and then re-propose? I guess only these lovers can tell us the answer.