We’re happy these people found love and everything, but can they just tone it down a bit?
1. Something tells me this relationship didn’t last.
3. No Facebook status should ever start ‘i masturbated’
4. Can’t someone like a dog pic anymore?
6. I’m calling BS on this one.
7. They’ve talked about her haircut for 3 weeks. THREE. WEEKS.
8. Pumpkins – for when you’ve exceeded your text limit.
9. Everything about this is cringey.
10. But…but what is she pooping into?
11. No text should ever be that long.
12. Uhhh, but nothing on the arms? Seems like he’s not very confident about this relationship.
13. Run, Franklin. Run far away.
14. Insanely jealous, much?
15. This one needs no caption.