Sex is weird. It feels good and man, it can be a huge stress-reliever, but if you really think about sex, the weirder it becomes. Especially when you factor in all the random instinctual things people can whip up out of nowhere mid-coitus-like telling you to slip slide that peen into their nostril, or slap their ass like it’s a raw fish (or maybe with a raw fish?).
These people get it, though, cause they’ve experienced it first hand, and their stories are almost unbelievable.